Trees beg to be heard. Where time lines and ring barks. The old dog and bone. Advertisements
One day my prince will come Will he expect me to obey Swap my wild for security Bonds are meant to be broken As dinner is meant to be eaten So water is supposed to be wet My catch must be The salt of the sea I’ll keep him till midnight …then throw him back
We walk on our flaws And wear out our souls Stairways to heaven.
It was thru madness that she learned And she learned a lot Double minded Do as I say Not as I do From the belt to the wooden spoon Early bed Empty belly Never seeing the moon Hiding Only hearing the screams Making bad Mad at me.
When the wind finds the windows are closed It bangs & whines, it batters & blows It whips such a breeze makes papa’s nuts freeze It squeezes the sneezes right out of his nose.
Pete the pirate, a master of fails. Once, he dressed up in top hat & tails, said he’s off with his shank to drill a hole in the plank But his wife caught him looking for nails.
There once was a man from Australia Embarrassed by his genitalia As he’d never scored and holes need be bored He broke up a ship’s plank & nailed her.
There once was a deep little shadow without any body to follow He got in a muddle Fell in a puddle & now he’s a little bit shallow